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Thursday, July 07, 2011

Breaking News: Yarn Lovers Lost!!!

At Yarn Central, we've been receiving reports over the past two days about the apparent disappearance of Knitters and Crocheters across the valley.  This event seems to be tied to the Haboob that occurred on July 5th. 
Our local reporter, John Spinner, first began looking for discarded clothing that might have been left behind.  But apparently the Yarn lovers keep their clothing on (good thing I think).  John also stated that he has not found any piles of either needles or hooks.  This left authorities even more perplexed as there are no apparent signs of the missing Knitters and Crocheters other than their absence from Local Yarn Shops. 
If you have seen any of those missing folks, please direct them to Tempe Yarn & Fiber.

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